Evan

JoHoQuanizo 3: Radical Islamic Masturbation:

Evan was in Dipshit Deserts at the time. He had little to do and would join easily. Evan doesn't matter a whole lot in the grand scheme of things but he was one of Alex' closest friends, unlike Kelly''. ''

JoHoQuanizo 4:

Evan had been captured by Kuba's army. He must be saved in order to break into the ''Castle. After the events of JoHoQuanizo 3: Radical Islamic Masturbation he became a Gunner'' where he became an expert in combat, but he chooses to use explosives more often.